OH MY GOD I AM FREAKED OUT AND I AM SITTING HERE SCREAMING AND SCREAMING BECAUSE MY CAT ANGEL BROUGHT ANOTHER PET IN TO THE HOUSE AND IT WAS MAKING A WEIRD SOUND SO I WENT TO LOOK AND IT IS A FOOT LONG DRAGONFLY AND IT HAS HAIR ON IT'S BODY AND IT IS HUGE AND SHE IS WHACKING IT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND IT WILL NEVER DIE AND I AM STUCK IN THE HOUSE WITH A HUGE DEFORMED ANGRY DRAGONFLY THAT LAYS EGGS THE SIZE OF UTAH AND THERE IS NOT A SOUL HERE TO HELP ME.
AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP ME!!!
2 comments:
It's like Jurassic Park there? Didn't one of the dogs once have a ostrich sized severed leg in it's clutches once? It's probably the septic system leaching into the ground and mutating everything growing in your yard.
I hear your pain! I had the headless bird laying in our kitchen the other day. Not one damn feather missing...just the head. UGH! So I did what all good Mom's do with dead wildlife...scared my kids with it. :D
Although I was a bit worried abou the look the cats were giving me. I don't know if was pride or annoyance I took their treasure. Ummmm...how long does it take to eat a human with 5 cats? They never really explored that with Catwoman. Cats are really team players, so I really don't have anything to worry...do I?
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