Violet Beauregard

Today, I was not good.  I drank 3 cups of decaf coffee, did very little all day, and drank no water.  Who would think it would affect me adversely?  After all, I am well on the path to healing from the operation, it's been a week.  SEVEN DAYS.  So, I finally decide to use the bathroom, and it's GREEN.  That nuclear blue dye is still in my system 7 days later and now I am feeling a bit like Violet Beauregard in Willy Wonka.  She's the one who took the dinner gum and blew up into a big blueberry.  Am I like Violet but blue/green when it's dark, and the nuclear part would be neon so am I now a big neon blue/green stick when I'm sitting in the dark?  Is some girl scout leader going to sneak up on me and hang me from a tree by the outhouse to light the path for her little scouts in the dark?  I am not so sure I like having this in my for so long.  I was so good and drank so much water all week that I cannot believe it's still in there!  It's just wrong!

By the way, I am freaking out because the surgeon did not call me tonight with the results of the biopsies.  I have an appointment in the morning with her and I am now positive that she's got very bad news for me.  I will not sleep well tonight!!!  ARRGHH!