Well, the operation was 3 days ago. I have emerged from my comatose state created by the fog of drugs, and I want all of you to know that the excrutiating pain I felt for the past 3 days is slowly subsiding. Now it is only slightly excrutiating. In the end, I am sure it will be worth the pain though. Too bad I won't have my narcotic painkillers after a few more days. Those really are sleepy pills for me.
I would like to mention that nobody told me how bad the pain would be afterwards. It may be good in a way, but I was NOT prepared for it!!!
Sorry, this is not the most exciting posting, but hey, life can be boring sometimes! Think I'll pop another codeine!!!
2 comments:
Don't fret about your dwindling supply of "narcotic painkillers." You may be surprised to discover that CHICKEN has narcotic properties. That's right!!! You had been taking Vicodin, but now you can start taking Chick-O-Din. Chick-O-Din is a form of narcotic painkiller that optimizes the opiate properties found in CHICKEN.
So, go ahead and ef-up your other knee because Chick-O-Din will cure you of your pain and satisfy your hunger too!
Chick O Din is going to get rid of my major headache because I am going to be waiting in Hell for you, and when the door opens, I am going to pound the crap out of you with a million DEAD CHICKENS!
Or else when you come out to visit (FINALLY), I might just throw you over the fence into the neighbor's yard and let the chickens flip out, and the Goose Mafia will rip your nuts off!!!
They are quite viscious, the Goose Mafia. Lenny the Squid is the meanest one.
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